stolen from brendalu

[arliss]

The No-Hassle Day Planner for the Clinically Insane by MilesToGo13
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This morning, you should...	check to see how the guests you keep in the basement are doing, and perhaps refill their water bowl.
Then, after lunch...	pretend that you are a mime on a busy street corner, and push anyone who seems to be enjoying your show into traffic.
Dinner will consist of...	a hundred shotgunned pixie sticks, and some heroin for good measure.
Afterwards, you set off into the evening to...	howl at the moon, passing pedestrians, cars, small animals, and anything else that catches your attention.
At the height of your madness, you will call	sathinks
And the two of you will proceed to...	go to a club and have a contest to see who can lick the most unwitting strangers by dawn.
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