arliss: (faery godmother)
arliss ([personal profile] arliss) wrote2007-08-11 01:37 am

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Whoa. It's spelled whoa.

When you take a breath, you breathe.

When you smooth cream on a burn, you soothe it.

When someone gives a present to him(and me), or (him and)me, we say thank you.

When he(and I) or (he and)I want to go somewhere, we book tickets.

When he lays me down on the bed, I may have laid here since yesterday, and I will lie here till I'm ready to rise.

He may be prostrate with pain, if his prostate is injured.

Not everybody fists something, just because it's a new, popular, and rapidly becoming cliche'd way to use a noun.

More as I think of them. Thank you for your attention.
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[identity profile] janissa11.livejournal.com 2007-08-11 01:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Yay! Sing it!
fufaraw: mist drift upslope (pen to paper)

[personal profile] fufaraw 2007-08-11 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I gotta million of 'em. I just couldn't think of them in the heat of the "I.have.seen.this.forty-two.times. Just today!"

An aquaintance who teaches middle school got the (and me) thing wrong the other day. In print. I cringe.