Okay, Rio notwithstanding? Not sure about the Saget thing.

[arliss]

My LiveJournal Sitcom
At an empty warehouse (NBC, 10:30): arliss (Bob Saget) learns a card trick from gchick (Paul Reubens). At the same time, clovisdvlbunny (Randy Travis) dances with holli (Bill Murray). On the other side of town, sumik (Neal, Shaquille ) tells a joke that offends elenabtvs (John Cleese). Soon afterwards, riani1 (Joe Pesci) tries to seduce cindyamb (Adam Baldwin) at the Grand Canyon. Upstairs, amchau (Christina Ricci) cheats on a test, and skysisters (Mark Hamill) finds out. Hilarious results follow.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)