The No-Hassle Day Planner for the Clinically Insane by MilesToGo13 |
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This morning, you should... | check to see how the guests you keep in the basement are doing, and perhaps refill their water bowl. |
Then, after lunch... | pretend that you are a mime on a busy street corner, and push anyone who seems to be enjoying your show into traffic. |
Dinner will consist of... | a hundred shotgunned pixie sticks, and some heroin for good measure. |
Afterwards, you set off into the evening to... | howl at the moon, passing pedestrians, cars, small animals, and anything else that catches your attention. |
At the height of your madness, you will call | sathinks |
And the two of you will proceed to... | go to a club and have a contest to see who can lick the most unwitting strangers by dawn. |
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