Memo to my assigns and heirs

Hey guys. You already got the "push me down the stairs" speech, right? Well if it doesn't completely work and I wind up in bed on life support despite my DNR? Please kick the plug out of the wall.

If something catastrophic happens before I'm ready for you to push me down the stairs? There's a DNR in place, but the hospital may override it to cover their asses. If I'm braindead and gone, do your damnedest to pull the plug as quickly as possible. Don't let them keep me around. Donate every part that can help somebody else: corneas, organs, skin, all of it. If the med school doesn't want my skeleton for the so-interesting and unique joint structure, try the body farm. If they won't take me, then freeze me and offer me to the zoo as roadkill for the big carnivores, the cats and the wolves.

If all these fail, then cremate and scatter me in the Blue Ridge. You know the overlook. The memorial service is up to you. Can't Always Get What You Want, and the Local Hero theme would be nice. Just please, no Amazing Grace by bagpipe. Scotland the Brave I'll grant you. No Amazing Grace.

Don't make me come back here.

Memo to my assigns and heirs

Hey guys. You already got the "push me down the stairs" speech, right? Well if it doesn't completely work and I wind up in bed on life support despite my DNR? Please kick the plug out of the wall.

If something catastrophic happens before I'm ready for you to push me down the stairs? There's a DNR in place, but the hospital may override it to cover their asses. If I'm braindead and gone, do your damnedest to pull the plug as quickly as possible. Don't let them keep me around. Donate every part that can help somebody else: corneas, organs, skin, all of it. If the med school doesn't want my skeleton for the so-interesting and unique joint structure, try the body farm. If they won't take me, then freeze me and offer me to the zoo as roadkill for the big carnivores, the cats and the wolves.

If all these fail, then cremate and scatter me in the Blue Ridge. You know the overlook. The memorial service is up to you. Can't Always Get What You Want, and the Local Hero theme would be nice. Just please, no Amazing Grace by bagpipe. Scotland the Brave I'll grant you. No Amazing Grace.

Don't make me come back here.

from calligraffiti

( What Kind of Pagan am I? )

from calligraffiti

( What Kind of Pagan am I? )